They were doing it on this bed...
Oh, Kosuda!
Yamada!
How far did they get after drawing the curtains?
Kyouka, are you feeling better already?
Keiichi!
I couldn't spend much time with Yamada today.
Are my chances pretty low if I propose to her?
Keiichi, please don't waste time loving someone you'll never get.
Miss, that also applies to you.
The World Revolves Around Us
Farewell... B-cupped Slut
I'm home.
Takashi!
It doesn't smell like you've finally lost it.
But...
You, a helpless and innocent sheep,
smell slightly like a man!
S-Sis?
Sis!
Calm down! What's wrong?
I've always been there for you when it comes to Yamada, right?
I'm all ears.
Teach me how to have sex without fail!
Did you really have to ask your own sister that?
Chika, help me!
I beg you!
This is a matter of life and death!
She didn't even take a glimpse at all the presents I got...
Is she here for a serious matter?
Teach me how to have sex without fail! In detail!
Sis, did you really have to ask your own sister that?
I won't bother you ever again!
I'll owe you a big one!
I'll share some fuck buddies with you when I get a lot!
I never thought I'd see her beg like this.
She must really be lost.
She must really be desperate.
But... I don't know anything about sex.
First, I guess I'll tell him "Let's have sex."
That means first I need to contact him.
Yes! She finally texted me!
Sign: I want to see you. I'll be waiting at Takizawa station plaza tomorrow at 6AM.
6AM?
Four hours from now?
I want to continue from where we left off yesterday ASAP.
The early bird gets the worms!
The sooner, the better!
Yamada!
L-Let...
Say it, Yamada.
Just tell him you want him inside of you.
I'm too embarrassed despite what happened yesterday...
But if I don't say it, it'll just turn into a normal date
and we'll be heading home before anything happens.
That sounds just right.
R-Right.
I'll paraphrase it.
I-I want to ride it!
Ride what?
That small and fast thing!
The mini cars?
For crying out loud! No!
Why can't I say it?
Yamada?
Umm...
Since it's really cold out here, want to go somewhere?
Hey, w-
I want to fuck you!
I want to fuck you...
I said it.
Yamada...
That wasn't my imagination, right?
Well, I got to go since I've got a TV show to catch.
W-Wait!
That was a chain message thing.
If you don't repeat it to the first ten people you meet, you'll get cursed.
She's trying to avoid the topic now!
I want you really badly.
Sign: Hotel Love
I'm feeling really warm.
Yeah, my entire body is feeling warm.
Let's come again.
Daddy, what are you saying?
When you actually make up your mind...
It's hard to get the timing right.
I don't think we know anybody that lives three stations away,
but if someone we know sees us...
Miss Akai!
She must be really healthy.
A young woman running early in the morning of Christmas.
But we finally stepped in.
I guess we'll need to thank Miss Akai.
T-The finish line is finally in sight.
Only amateurs look around out of excitement.
Veterans simply get ready.
First I need to turn off my cell-
Wait!
I have to confirm something first.
There's no water in the tub?
Should I just take a shower?
I don't know what to start with!
Sign: Complete Amateur
Start with Kosuda! Start with him!
I wonder how it's going.
I went to great lengths to teach him about sex,
so I'm going to freaking murder him if he fails.
But if she really gets laid, it'd get kinda boring.
No, already?
Yamada...
Oh, no!
My body's all warmed up!
That was a quick job.
It feels so awkward to watch porn on a bed together.
It was a great idea to put on some porno.
Now Kosuda will be completely consumed by his sexual desires.
That's when I'll make my move.
No! Stop!
Oh, I know you like it!
No!
That's...
That's the same position we were doing yesterday!
Well, do you like it?
Yes, I love it!
They really look like they're enjoying it.
My gosh! I want him right now!
Oh, no...
I put on the tape to get him started,
but why am I starting?
Yamada's doing something unbelievable!
Is she doing this unconsciously?
Instead of the video, I'd rather...
I'd rather watch her.
Yamada...
I...
I'm about to explode!
I can't hold myself back!
Yamada!
What should I do next?
Remove her clothes?
Kiss her?
Calm down!
Remember what she taught you.
After entering the hotel room, start off by talking to her.
Guys who immediately throw themselves on girls are the worst!
I just screwed up big time!
Then you hold and kiss her and gently push her down.
You want to kiss her slowly and gently.
And don't focus on her ass and boobs.
You have to stroke her hair, kiss her on the neck or eyelids.
You should also gently bite her ears.
It makes a girl really happy when you do that...
What the fuck are you looking at?
You want me to fucking rip your balls off?!
First, I must kiss her slowly.
Want to stop?
Yamada!
Stop thinking with your penis!
Is it too late to turn the lights off?
I-I'll remove them myself.
Y-Yamada's breasts...
I felt them yesterday, but I didn't get a chance to see them.
From the moment I saw her in her bra, I wanted to see the real thing.
It's so pretty.
She's the best.
She's perfect... She's perfect...
This is embarrassing.
You're too close! I can feel you breathing on me!
It's so soft... It's so warm... It smells so good...
I can die a happy man!
He's sucking my...
No!
No... I can't take it anymore...
I don't want to, but my voice...
Yamada...
No way!
Are we going there already?
I'm not mentally prepared yet!
No, stupid!
Kosuda, you big jerk!
Seeing her naked is like my dreams come true.
It's so pink and cute.
It's not fair that I'm the only one naked!
You need to take off your clothes too!
Finally...
At last! At last! At last!
I'm going to... I'm going to have sex with Yamada...
Can I satisfy her?
Not there!
Sorry, did that hurt?
I can't...
He's just Kosuda! He's just a plain old boring guy!
I'm putting it in.
B-Bring it on!
Did I get the wrong hole?
Lower.
Now, straight forward.
Did I miss again?
What the hell is going on?!
Kosuda?
Kosuda!!
Your left ankle's been fractured.
It's just a crack.
We need to do another diagnosis because you hit your head.
You'll have to stay at the hospital for three days.
Take care.
Another cockblock!
God must be pulling the strings!
I-It's not me!
Kosuda, I'm sorry.
It's not your fault, Yamada.
Don't worry about it.
I heard you fractured your ankle, Takashi.
Kazuki.
Hey, it's been a while, Yamada.
Before or after?
Before.
Tell mom that you hurt it ice skating or something.
Yeah...
I want to do something for him.
But what can I do?
Cook him something?
But I can't cook.
It really helps when nurses devote themselves to care for you.
Yeah, they're literally angels in white.
Angels in white!
That's it!
Yamada's an Angel!
Farewell! B-cupped Slut!!
Wow, she's a hot nurse.
But no one wears nurse caps anymore.
This is it!
Fucking a nurse is every man's dream!
Kosuda, you better have a lot of tissues ready.
Kosuda, I brought you something.
Sorry to bother you.
But thanks a lot.
F-cupped Miyano!
Oh, is she your girlfriend?
I-I'm not!
Oh, you're not?
You two would make a great couple.
And you'd make a great wife.
Oh, please...
Tell your parents that I said hi.
Yeah.
Take care, Kosuda.
Y-Yamada?
Why is she wearing a nurse outfit?
Who would see someone off when they're using crutches?!
But it's my fault that he got hurt.
Are you here to nurse me?
Are you retarded?
I just wanted to try wearing it.
Don't I look fabulous in this outfit?
She is truly a mystery.
But...
You're really cute.
I want you to nurse me.
Kosuda, it's time for medicine.
Crap! A real nurse!
I'll leave behind a few pain killers.
If your ankle starts hurting, just take some.
T-Thanks.
It's so close to me.
Shouldn't I be happy?
But I can't get myself to do it.
It wasn't anything intentional...
But this is a real turn-on.
Your girlfriend was really shy.
Seriously, she's not my girlfriend.
So you're single?
I think you're kind of cute.
You're my type, you know.
B-But...
No!
Oh shit...
Kosuda, how dare you get an erection from that!
Yellow card!
Are you okay?
Does it hurt that much?
Make sure to take your medicine.
Well, there goes the nurse.
Do you feel lonely?
Say something!
He can't.
Girls won't understand.
My... erection was... because of you.
You got turned on because of me?
Who the hell in this world wouldn't be turned on?!
I can't believe I hit him there...
I'm sorry.
Revive!
Oww...
Are you okay?
I almost touched it.
I've never touched it before.
I only caught a glimpse of it at the hotel.
But...
I want to touch it.
Yamada?
I'm sorry, but can you go home for...
Does it hurt?
Shall I take a look?
Does it hurt here?
I'll take a look.
There?!
I'm just doing a check-up.
There's no need to be embarrassed.
Here you go.
Three, two, one...
I'm ready.
This is youth.
Sign: Viva Teens
It's so energetic.
It's pushing back my stethoscope.
But what do I do now?
I don't know!
Takeshita, help me!
Screw you!
What's wrong, Miharu?
Never mind.
I just got a feeling that Yamada asked me another ridiculous question.
Yamada, I'm good now.
It kind of hurts.
Then do you want to take over?
A-Are we playing doctor?
We're at a hospital on top of that.
Should I do this?
Someone might come...
But I want to do it!
I will!
I've already felt them before, but this is awesome in its own way.
The heartbeats are strangely arousing.
It's so embarrassing to be harassed by cold medical equipment.
Even so, it feels so...
Doctor, please check my lower body.
Lower?
Yes!
Lower...
Lower!
Kosuda?
It's time for lunch.
Okay.
You ruined a perfectly good moment!
Takashi.
Hey Yamada.
Here to visit again?
I heard that you get released before New Year's.
What do you want to do for the New Year's?
The New Year's?
We go to pray at a shrine every year with our family.
But with my ankle busted...
I guess you'll be staying home in New Year's Eve.
New Year's Eve...
He'll be home alone.
That's it!
New Year's Eve!
The final chance of this year!
Man...
I'm alone right after being discharged.
Huh?
Sup, Kosuda.
We came to pay you a visit.
I heard you tripped while ice skating.
Sounds like something you'd do, moron!
That's not nice, Misato!
Yamada...
We were actually on our way to the shrine.
But we decided to stop by at your place first.
We thought we'd invite you...
Are you stupid?
He can't come with his leg like that.
Would anyone like a cup of hot tea?
I can walk a little...
But I'd rather stay away from crowded places.
Is this a cast?
I've never seen one up close before.
I wanna draw something!
That looks just like her!
See ya, Kosuda.
See you later.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year!
Bye!
Did Yamada leave?
Huh? Where's Yamada?
Now that you mention it...
Yamada went home already.
She wasn't feeling well.
What? We came because Yamada was coming!
What?! Are we not good enough?
No, that's not it.
You boys are going there on your own.
You better do it right this time, Yamada.
B gata h kei...
Yamada?
Naked in a bath towel?
Wait, why are you here anyway?
I thought you could use a hand since you're hurt.
Well, sure... But...
Are you sure?
I'm going to see you naked!
Why am I still embarrassed?
He's already seen it once.
Don't hesitate!
That was fast.
And she's covering up herself.
I can't see what's important, but the situation's only escalated!
What have I done?
I missed the perfect chance to show him my body!
But this also works.
How's this, Kosuda?
Unleashed your beast yet?
I'm going to get a heat stroke...
I'll wash your back!
Seriously?!
She's pretty diligent.
Maybe she's actually really nice.
What should I say?
Was it "Sir, is this your first time?"
No, definitely not.
Hey, I'll wash your back too.
I don't mean it in a sexual way!
I just feel bad that you're doing all the work.
If you don't want to...
Yamada...
She's so pretty.
Girls have really pretty backs.
May I really touch something so holy?
No, but I'm not doing this in a sexual way.
This isn't like playing doctor!
Kosuda...
Yamada...
Yamada... Yamada... Yamada!
Kosuda?!
Kosuda!
He stayed in the bath too long.
Failure yet again.
God!
Please save Kosuda!
Please, God!
O God!
B-Cupped Slut Forever.
I hope I get a girlfriend this year!
I hope I get a girlfriend!
I really hope I get a girlfriend!
I wish to find a hot boyfriend.
I wish that I'll get a rich boyfriend.
I hope I can get married with my darling.
I want a loyal boyfriend.
In any case...
This is so not fair, Takeshita!
You never said your boyfriend was coming.
I hope I'll have another great year with Daisuke.
And that Yamada won't ask me for weird advice.
I hope Miharu won't need to worry about giving weird advice.
I hope I can lose my virginity to Yamada.
I hope I can lose my virginity to Keiichi.
I hope Miss's wish will never come true.
God, Buddha, the Holy Spirit...
I hope Kosuda will forever be happy.
Jeez, Mayu!
Why don't you think for yourself a little?
I hope I can be with Kosuda forever and ever.
I didn't know there was a shrine here.
This one's close to my house and no one's around.
What did you wish for?
D-Dumbass!
Obviously the same wish you made.
My gosh...
Looks like the end is nowhere near.
But I will not give up!
I will, by all means, watch over their first intercourse.
Everyone, thanks for staying with us till the end!
See ya.
LAKERS NBA CHAMPIONS 2010!
Fin!